When I came across Laurel’s site Monkeys and Mountains I thought it would be funny to do a guest post to provide a bit of a counterpoint to all the monkey love going on here.
You see, I really don’t like monkeys. In fact, I kind of hate them.
After that, me and monkeys were done.
But unlike most children they’re also pretty keen on using their own faeces as a weapon.
But just to be on the safe side in the future I’m going to steer well clear of the little shits. And I advise you all to ignore the pro-monkey propaganda on this site and do the same.
About the author: Will Jackson (aka Beardy) is an itinerant Australian journalist. He travels the world in search of good times, adventure and tasty street tucker and writes about it at The Bearded Wanderer.